the luscious lushes

Who are the fine ladies that will be the escorts on this intoxicating tour? They are Jennifer and Marie. They became friends in the strangest of ways (we can save that story for another blog), but their shared love of wine, nerds and all things cheese soon quickly trumped this inauspicious beginning. Both women are from Wisconsin. Both have brunette hair. Both like their Thai food spicy. And most importantly, both are excellent at drinking copious amounts of cocktails… except for when they’re not.
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Jennifer Mary
Though her identity is often in flux, a few things are certain: She has a penchant for brown liquor, red Jell-O and black men. She does not gladly suffer fools. She knows when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em. She totally gets what you mean.


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Marie Elizabeth
Once often called a boy. Still often called a geek. Marie knows her identity. She has an affinity for math equations and most certainly art on occasion. She takes her peanut butter crunchy and asks for her dressing on side. She’ll always give you just enough to keep you coming back for more.